When I first started I would be nice about funky hygiene umm yea, I refuse to be nice anymore. If you’re gross I will let you know you have 2 options;

A) Hit the shower

B) Hit the door

Dont be “The Smelly Guy” take a few to freshen up when you arrive, trust me it puts the woman you are about to get dirty with in a much better mood. Always lift, scrub, repeat, separate, scrub, repeat, rinse & towel dry.

The amount of timewaster, haggaler, creeper & all around douche bag emails I get these days far out weigh the amount of genuine inquiries I receive in any given week. Guys if you want to keep quality ladies in the biz, its simple don’t be a jackass.

She charges too much… Theres always someone cheaper, move on

She wants too much personal info… Call that hottie on BP who doesn’t care who walks through the door

She wont blow me balls deep & hum 3 blind mice…… Guess what, I’m sure for the right price someone will

You always have other options, isn’t that why you got into the hobby in the first place? Don’t pester an escort with mindless crap, if you don’t like something or agree with what she provides or charges there are a plethora of other options, find someone who will make you happy.

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Touring is when an escort travels outside of her home base (where she lives) to work & meet new clients.

I get asked all the time why I tour so much, the simple answer is, I love getting out-of-town for a bit even if I’m only going 1 state over and by touring I am not stuck being the “local girl”. There is nothing wrong with being the “local girl” I’ve just noticed I develop better client relationships when I am not always in town. Touring can be expensive with regards to up front costs (travel, hotel, advertising) but, 90% of the time you make your $ back and a substantial profit with plenty of planing & prep work.

The best way to prep for a tour is research. Every provider has her own method of where & how to tour but, this is mine;

I never consider visiting a city that I havent received at least 15 emails asking for a visit. Why go somewhere if you’re not wanted, right?

Is The Price Right

I check out escort advertising sites in a city I am considering to see what the average rate per hour rate is in that area. For the time being I have chosen to keep my rate at $300 per hour for the simple fact I can travel anywhere without having to lower my rate and still make enough for a decent profit at the end of a trip.

Now lets use Atlanta, GA for example 1; the average rate is about $180 an hour with a range of $600 to $40 an hour and a large percentage of ladies charging $150 or less for extra services I do not provide (mainly greek aka anal). So it would be pointless for me to go there. Example 2 Washington, D.C. the average rate in the area is $300 an hour with a $500 to $150 range, this is a great place for me to tour as my rate is on target for this area.

How to Get There

Now I drive everywhere for the simple fact I hate flying and I like having the ability to change my plans without being charged extra $. For me its less of a hassle to just pack up & go, rather than; cab to the airport, flight, cab to hotel, cab anywhere else I need to go during my stay, cab back to the airport, flight & cab back to the house. For me it is more cost-effective as well; I can spend $500 on gas & visit 4 states in a row whereas if I fly to 1 city that $500 is my flight, bag fees & maybe 2 cab rides.

What Hotel

Every escort has her special way of picking her incall hotel but, the main factor comes down to location; downtown, uptown, burbs, airport or highway. I always ask those same 15 guys who previously emailed me what hotels the girls like to use & what area works for them. For the sake of not helping random people & police play spot the hooker, I will not go into how to pick the best hotel. If you’re a provider who could use a little advice email me.

Where to Advertise

Advertising can be expensive, so its best to focus your $ on proven sites. I start with a google search (just for example I will use Boston) the first page of results weeding out agencies includes;

www.eros-boston.com

www.BackPage.com

www.VerifiedPlaymates.com

www.NaughtyReviews.com

www.CityVibe.com

www.Girl-Directory.com

Now I know from previous experience Eros & BackPage are worth the $ so they’re automatically on the list. Verified Playmates spams me every month & just copies eros ads for site content, skip it. Naughty Reviews its free & has a message board, I’ll give it a try. City Vibe they piss me off stealing photos & posting ads without consent, fuck em they will never get a dime from me. Girl-Directory really only sends site hits, skip it.

Now I hunt down the FREE advertising, most of the cities I visit can be found on escort review boards or “hobby forums” again using Boston as an example. The main 2 are The Erotic Review & Big Doggie . Every city or region has its local boards, to find more I check the links pages of local girls.

Combo ads, it’s just what I call them. Screening & Advertising in 1. There are 3 main sites

www.Date-Check.com

www.Preferred411.com

www.Roomservice2000.com

Before I start advertising fo a tour, I email those 15 guys to see who wants to pre-book. I generally start advertising 2 weeks to 1 month prior to my arrival to A) pre-book as much as I can & B) cancel if I don’t have enough interest.

To Take Deposits or Not

I’ve noticed a trend of providers taking deposits when touring and for extended appointments (3hrs or longer). While I can see the why from an escorts point of view, I also see the why not from a clients point of view. Personally I only take deposits when traveling for 1 client & I never make special trips for clients I’ve never met before, so trust has already been established.

If you don’t know the rest of your job sorry, I can’t help you there.

I see it in every city I’ve ever toured & from providers of EVERY race and nationality;

“No Black Men”

“White Business Men Only”

Yes the service we provide is very personal and ladies have a right to refuse service to anyone for any reason; one of the perks of being your own boss. I took a little time to email a few providers who have this policy, to get a better sense of the why and frankly only 1 gave me an answer I could/would understand as a woman.

“Most black guys are cheap and only want to spend like $40″

Hmmm…. I have quite a few clients who book multi hour sessions & tip. I’ve had 2 clients show up & attempt to haggle neither was black & both were promptly shown the door.

“They all have huge cocks and I don’t want my pussy all stretched out”

This just makes me laugh, the biggest cock I’ve seen up close & personal was on a 5’3″ white guy & the smallest I’ve seen belonged to a 6’9″ black man, race has absolutely nothing to do with cock size.

“I was raised that n*****s are dirty”

Well how does your father feel about you being a whore?

“My man doesn’t want me fucking black guys”

Now is he really your man or your pimp? Either way you’re letting someone else dictate how you make YOUR $.

“If my white clients found out they would never want to see me”

Why would you be discussing, 1 client with another?

“They all ghetto as fuck”

I shit you not, that was the exact response I received. Every race and/or nationality has its slummy bummy subculture, don’t judge people by that alone.

“The first and only time I’ve been assaulted in this business, I was attacked & raped by a black man and while I know there are great black clients, there is no way I would ever feel safe again alone in a hotel room with a black man.”

This was the only response I received with honesty behind it, not generalizations. Now I do not agree with an NBA rule but, in this circumstance I understand and respect the why.

I did thank all the women who responded to me, regardless of the type of response they sent and out of respect I will not share their names.

My personal opinion; If you can pass screening, act with respect during a session & have the correct fee for my time, your level of melatonin or lack of has no bearing.

Will be visiting a few new places this year and a few old favorites;

Boston, MA

New Orleans, LA

Baton Rouge, LA

Lafayette, LA

Shreveport, LA

Jackson, MS

Richmond, VA

Washington, D.C.

Baltimore, MD

Philadelphia, PA

King of Prussia, PA

Houston, TX

San Antonio, TX

Dallas, TX

St. Louis, MO

Chicago, IL

Minneapolis, MN

Long Island, NY

Westchester, NY

Hartford, CT

……………………….. See you soon

He was 5 fucking minutes late to an appointment!!!!!

I could not belive some ignorant bitch had blacklisted ANYONE for something so stupid. I got to work clearing this clients name & helping to clear search engine caches & it took about a month to get most of it down unfortunately it’s not all gone yet. It will take time to clear everything but as of now its off the first page of google.

Escort Blacklists were created to keep ladies/men/TS/TV safe from clients who want to do us harm. They are not for petty crap like being late, not showing up, being smelly, the creeper who calls to jackoff, that guy who emails and never books, the guy who gave you a funny vibe or the guy who walked out on you because you use fake pics. The only reasons you should be blacklisting someone are as follows; Physical Harm or Threat Of Physical Harm, Rape, Law Enforcement, Attempted or Forced BBFS, Stalking and Robbery that’s it, there are no other legitimate reasons to blacklist someone.

Ladies if a guy is a time waster or a NCNS just put him on your personal DNS (Do Not See) List, inform his references and tell a few local ladies so he doesn’t do it to anyone else. There is no need to publicly broadcast John Smith patronizes prostitutes because he was running late to an appointment. In a few years John Smith will be going for that new promotion and will be shot down and possibly fired because you though he wasted your time, reverse the role you’re up for your dream job and the company finds out via google search that you were at one time a prostitute, do you really think you’re getting that job now.

With the recent increase in blacklist abuse and other mainstream review abuse/misuse, a few niche market companies have sprung up their primary focus is damage control

http://www.reputation.com/

http://claimid.com/

http://repvine.com/

and geared towards helping men with removing their personal info from blacklist sites

Hobbyist Defender

I belive he provides a great service for those accused of BS escort infractions. If you are in need of assistance clearing your name I suggest you contact him and same goes to you ladies being vilified by hobby boards.

When you book an appointment with a lady she is investing more than the time you have booked her for, time to screen you, making sure her incall location looks as though the housekeeping fairy just visited, making sure she has pick out something eye-catching for the moment she opens the door, fully stocking up on any supplies you may need to enjoy each other, and getting pretty time. We as women/escorts know you only have one chance to make a first impression, make it count. I can not seem to understand why some men can not grasp this concept.

We all have “real lives” and understand things do come up last minuet, make it a point to call the lady or agency you have booked a session with and let them know your plans have changed. Lately most ladies are enforcing NCNS policies, ie a $100 deposit to book another session once you have canceled on her or her friend. A simple call can save you a lot of hassle next time your on the hobby hunt.

“I’m in the mood for someone nude..

Yet I’m so tired, can’t get my ass fired.

Twas up shoveling at dawn, energy is gone

Stuck in my head, lass with hair of red

Feeling horny, can’t make a journey

Her I can taste, her thrusting waist

Want her tonight, yet time is tight

Will she entice me, to get off my hiny

Get me out in the cold, before night is old

My head says go, my body says no

Perhaps another day, I’ll pass your way”

-Nameless client in Boston

Screening is very nesscery to our safety as escorts but, I don’t need explicit details of your personal life to feel comfortable that you are not law enforcement or a complete wackjob out to physically, mentally or financially assault me.